Seriously Like They Can Basically 69 On Screen But A Little Kiss Is Too Far… Smh…

2nd movie of the day was ‚its a wonderful world’ in ap calculus

literally one of the best movies ever

we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks 😭 this man is not realll

all i said was i like bok choy

callout post for @clangcrunchyeowch he hates biodiversity and is racist towards vegetables

cosplaying a wounded deer struck by a hunter's arrow, laid bare on a damp forest floor, limbs twitching as the last echoes of life shudder through my mortal body (on my period)

sorry. i’m all booked up.

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

may the fourth be with you all btw <3

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.

two things that happened tonight after the robotics comp

1: counted to ten in korean to prove that i knew how and my friend said “you speak korean in a british accent” (???)

2: accidentally mixed up two spanish words and said “avestruz” (ostrich) instead of “amanecer” (dusk) and then the three native spanish speakers in the car all laughed at me :(

joe bartolozzi big naturals