I Got A Harsh Liquid Chemical Deep In My Left Eye This Morning And It’s Still Fucking Throbbing Omg.

cis-isomers? trans-isomers? even chemistry has been influenced by big woke

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

UUUGHGHGHHGHHGHG WHY DO VALUES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

sorry. i’m all booked up.

reaganomics was really just the precursor to ‘labubunomics’

awww 🥹

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

almost lost a days worth of my code and my mind along with it… very stressful three minutes

mouse bites™

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome