Mouse Bites™

i know what you are

im bored shut up :(

inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.

ur literally JOKING wdym there's a will wood concert in my area but it's ***EIGHTEEN AND OVER*** UHGHGHHGGHHG

oftentjmes i look at my arm and think ‘wow i could easily have blood drawn from that spot right there’

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

boy are you a usbc to usb adapter because i think you should be in the middle

may the fourth be with you all btw <3

harpsichord —> hardpisschord

- thought i had in ap calc today -

i love men

sexualizing that old man saturday