Need A Girlboy Who's Lowk A Little Spooky And Fucked Up To Give Me Bones So That I Can Gnaw On Them Like

two things that happened tonight after the robotics comp

1: counted to ten in korean to prove that i knew how and my friend said “you speak korean in a british accent” (???)

2: accidentally mixed up two spanish words and said “avestruz” (ostrich) instead of “amanecer” (dusk) and then the three native spanish speakers in the car all laughed at me :(

i remember i once had a principal with the last name lopez and she named one of her daughters jennifer and i wonder how that kid is doing now

i think im hallucinating because why did my ap calc teacher call me a masochist?! i told him i had ap chem tutoring after our 6 hour calc study group day and he was like ‘scotty are you trying to kill yourself lmao’ oh my god

one day everything happening rn will be nothing more than an apush unit

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome

ROWING. im doing rowing this summer maybe and i have high hopes that i will be surrounded by incredibly attractive people

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

hear me out on huey long...

circus seni9rs… like the red and white tents 6eing the c9nnecti9n… i like this 9ne l9wk…

apparently my father got a perfect (PERFECT?!) score on the LSATs, which he took because he was considering law (he’s a mechanical engineer with a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a bachelor’s in physics). HOW in the FUCKING HELL did i just find out about this. i took a crimciv law class last school year and was considering law, and he NEVER thought to tell me?!

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour