Forgot To Post On Tumblr Again Oopsie-

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

ROWING. im doing rowing this summer maybe and i have high hopes that i will be surrounded by incredibly attractive people

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

two things that happened tonight after the robotics comp

1: counted to ten in korean to prove that i knew how and my friend said “you speak korean in a british accent” (???)

2: accidentally mixed up two spanish words and said “avestruz” (ostrich) instead of “amanecer” (dusk) and then the three native spanish speakers in the car all laughed at me :(

warren g harding mpreg real???

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

oftentjmes i look at my arm and think ‘wow i could easily have blood drawn from that spot right there’

dweebs and scholars galore omg >_<

at robotics comp and holy shit everyone here is so hot im literally in nerd dork geek loser heaven

reaganomics was really just the precursor to ‘labubunomics’

cosplaying a wounded deer struck by a hunter's arrow, laid bare on a damp forest floor, limbs twitching as the last echoes of life shudder through my mortal body (on my period)

he cod on my piece til i ?