At Barnes And Noble Rn And I Can Tell You The Second I Get A Job I Am Spending ALL My Disposable Income

me when scoomf is a screenager 🤬🤬

IM SORRYYY 😞😞😞

crazy ass recommended to come home to

harpsichord —> hardpisschord

- thought i had in ap calc today -

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.

awww 🥹

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

xoxo

feeling very violent recently

john egbert x equius zahhak hc : john is always using his silly little wind powers to keep equius from sweating everywhere

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

watching the latest sad boyz podcast episode and i CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH how much i LOVE jarvis laughing. It's like my favourite thing about the podcast -- he fucking EMOTES. every week i look forward to jarvis watching a stupid goofy clip and promtly throwing his head back and letting out the most genuine and cathartic laugh i have ever heard.