Just Learned There Is Something Called "mamavirus" Of The Genus "mimivirus" And Idk Why But That Is Just

i remember i once had a principal with the last name lopez and she named one of her daughters jennifer and i wonder how that kid is doing now

sorry. i’m all booked up.

robot on robot

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

also— have to share this amazing book title:

“Death in the Downline: A multi-level marketing murder mystery”.

oh my god. that’s actually fucking hilarious.

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

guy who transitioned to be misogynistic

need a girlboy who's lowk a little spooky and fucked up to give me bones so that i can gnaw on them like a feral catdog with rabies (romantically)

circus seni9rs… like the red and white tents 6eing the c9nnecti9n… i like this 9ne l9wk…