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UUUGHGHGHHGHHGHG WHY DO VALUES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

franklin d roosevelt harmonising with his cabinet

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks 😭 this man is not realll

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

i remember i once had a principal with the last name lopez and she named one of her daughters jennifer and i wonder how that kid is doing now

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

when the mouse bites start kicking in

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

i think im hallucinating because why did my ap calc teacher call me a masochist?! i told him i had ap chem tutoring after our 6 hour calc study group day and he was like ‘scotty are you trying to kill yourself lmao’ oh my god