SOTD: Vampire Reference In A Minor Key - Will Wood

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

school trip to disneyland but it’s “the power within corporate greed”

i love men

sexualizing that old man saturday

boy are you a usbc to usb adapter because i think you should be in the middle

robot on robot

GRRRAHAAHHAGHHAHRRR CONCERT

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

on tuesday i have ap chem exam but it’s okay because that very same day joe bart will be dressing up as hatsune miku for his stream so it’ll be like a little treat for me after the torture of chem