School Trip To Disneyland But It’s “the Power Within Corporate Greed”

john egbert x equius zahhak hc : john is always using his silly little wind powers to keep equius from sweating everywhere

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

the term ‘skinfluencer’ makes me think of some sort of fleshy amalgam that scurries about in a weird manner

inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.

warren g harding mpreg real???

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome

why on earth does february 26th seem like such a romantic day? it hasnt even happened this year, and all i have that day are foreboding deadlines, and yet i every time i see that date on my calendar i am filled with a sense that love will be in the air

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

white smoke new pope