The Term ‘skinfluencer’ Makes Me Think Of Some Sort Of Fleshy Amalgam That Scurries About In A Weird

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

franklin d roosevelt harmonising with his cabinet

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

experimenting with food is so scary like what if this sucks ass and now i gotta eat it anyway or i'll starve

i know what you are

im bored shut up :(

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.

DC yaoi instead of working

seriously like they can basically 69 on screen but a little kiss is too far… smh…

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

sorry. i’m all booked up.