Guys Im A Fucking Genius (code Thief)

went to a new hair salon today and the guy after the cut was like “this is like my hair from the 80s, you know, like glam rock and motley crue kind of look” and i was like OH MY GOD SOMEONE GETS IT THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT IM GOING FOR

on tuesday i have ap chem exam but it’s okay because that very same day joe bart will be dressing up as hatsune miku for his stream so it’ll be like a little treat for me after the torture of chem

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome

inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.

if i woke up as sam i would

cosplaying a wounded deer struck by a hunter's arrow, laid bare on a damp forest floor, limbs twitching as the last echoes of life shudder through my mortal body (on my period)

"Mamavirus can be compared to the similar complex virus mimivirus; mamavirus was so named because it is similar to but larger than mimivirus." WHAT THE FUCK. AAUGH.

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

i think im hallucinating because why did my ap calc teacher call me a masochist?! i told him i had ap chem tutoring after our 6 hour calc study group day and he was like ‘scotty are you trying to kill yourself lmao’ oh my god