Scott/Sam/Jack (+y suffix if you like)he/him or whatever strikes your fancyxoxo
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I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb
went to a new hair salon today and the guy after the cut was like “this is like my hair from the 80s, you know, like glam rock and motley crue kind of look” and i was like OH MY GOD SOMEONE GETS IT THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT IM GOING FOR
crazy ass recommended to come home to
ROMANCE IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING AIR MOTHERFUCKERS.
<3
cosplaying a wounded deer struck by a hunter's arrow, laid bare on a damp forest floor, limbs twitching as the last echoes of life shudder through my mortal body (on my period)
one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!
and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse
doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour
need a girlboy who's lowk a little spooky and fucked up to give me bones so that i can gnaw on them like a feral catdog with rabies (romantically)
guy who transitioned to be misogynistic
gregory house big naturals
I cant believe I haven't shared my favorite hilson drawing on here yet
mouse bites™
why on earth does february 26th seem like such a romantic day? it hasnt even happened this year, and all i have that day are foreboding deadlines, and yet i every time i see that date on my calendar i am filled with a sense that love will be in the air
warren g harding mpreg real???
two things that happened tonight after the robotics comp
1: counted to ten in korean to prove that i knew how and my friend said “you speak korean in a british accent” (???)
2: accidentally mixed up two spanish words and said “avestruz” (ostrich) instead of “amanecer” (dusk) and then the three native spanish speakers in the car all laughed at me :(
dweebs and scholars galore omg >_<
at robotics comp and holy shit everyone here is so hot im literally in nerd dork geek loser heaven
at robotics comp and holy shit everyone here is so hot im literally in nerd dork geek loser heaven
SNEEBSNOG
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
"Mamavirus can be compared to the similar complex virus mimivirus; mamavirus was so named because it is similar to but larger than mimivirus." WHAT THE FUCK. AAUGH.
just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly
just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly
heyyyyyyyyyyy how you dooooingggg
im busy
experimenting with food is so scary like what if this sucks ass and now i gotta eat it anyway or i'll starve
live house reaction
when the mouse bites start kicking in
Jet Lag crew eating again
YOU USE THE NAME SAM???
yes???
harpsichord —> hardpisschord
- thought i had in ap calc today -