Tsc Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Will: How do you always know when I’m sad?

Jem: Well, you look sad and you haven’t said anything mean to Gabriel for like 3 hours.

Jem: Oh, and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”

Charlotte: Will, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Will: Yes, and I did!

Charlotte: I meant an object, not Jem

Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count

Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons

Jace: Not because I can’t count very high

Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!

Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*

Julian: NO-

Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins

Magnus: Vitamins are real

Simon: Well, now I'm thinking they might be...

Alastair: When I die, you’re going to piss on my grave, aren’t you?

Matthew: Oh yes, most definitely

Alastair: Cool, just checking

Alastair: You’re perfect in every way

Thomas: what

Alastair: I said you’Re tErRIBLE AND PROBABLY GAY, Thomas!

Alastair, under his breath: please be at least a little gay…

James: Please tell me I’m imagining that I got drunk and claimed I was the King of All Ducks.

Matthew: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!

Kit Herondale, probably

Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now

Lucie: Only on one condition

Jesse: What?

Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend

Diego: Yesterday my fiancée Zara cheated on me with my best friend Manuel.

Jamie: Wait, since when is Manuel your best friend?

Diego: Since yesterday.

Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief

Jem: You’re right

Will: That’s… that’s an unusual phrase for you, my beloved parabatai. Did you just learn it?

Jem: You didn’t let me finish

Will: I had a hunch

Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...

Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.

Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash

James: Did you miss me?

Matthew: I always miss you. 24/6.

James: Why not 24/7?

Matthew: I worship Oscar Wilde on Sundays.

Gabriel: Just be casual, try some light flirting

Gideon: Got it

*later*

Sophie: Nice work out there, high five!

*high fives Gideon*

Gideon: *intertwines fingers*

Sophie: what-

Gideon: I am in love with you :3

Lucie: Once, when I was younger, I tried to start a gang.

Jesse: How did it go?

Lucie: It turned into a book club.

Jesse:

Lucie: Actually, it was just Mum, Dad, Jamie and me and Bridget used to make cookies.

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

Will: I really just keep getting prettier, it’s kind of alarming.

Will: In a couple of years, it’ll be impossible to look directly at me, I will be so pretty

Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

Matthew: Well, not FIRE because it’s dangerous, but like a super humid room

Matthew: Not too humid because… you know, my hair

*Jem giving Kit a present*

Jem: Happy birthday, Kit! I hope you love it. I’m sorry I couldn’t find any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in hundred-dollar bills.

Kit: I love it already

Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?

Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?

Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless

Kit: I got you

Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again

Matthew: Hey, do you know anybody that can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Thomas: Why do you need to learn how to play the trumpet?

Matthew: I wanna wander around and annoy Charles by playing it.

Thomas, thinking about how Charles mistreated Alastair: Technically you don’t need to know how to play it to do that.

Matthew: You have opened my eyes, Thomas

Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far

Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER

Any main TSC couple:

Magnus:

Alastair, a guest: Can I ask about the menu, please?

Matthew, a waiter: The men I please are none of your business.

Anna: Please peer pressure me into getting this report done

Matthew: Do it or you’re straight

Anna: I said peer pressure, not threaten.