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Imagine not praying to James Carstairs every night... couldn't be me šš¼
Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!
Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!
Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*
Julian: NO-
Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!
Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Kit: Look, if youāre in trouble, Iāll lie to the cops for you. Iāll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.Ā Ā
Dru: *Stares blankly*
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Ty: Kit, please donāt pronounce āHors Dāoeuvresā as āhorse divorceā ever again