Ty: Kit, Please Don’t Pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” As “horse Divorce” Ever Again

Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again

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Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

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Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!

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Gabriel: If you had to go on a date with anyone of us, who’d you choose?

Jem: No way

Tessa, blushing: I’m not answering that…

Will: Jem

Everyone: …

Will: oH- nO waY, i’M NoT anSweRinG tHat!

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Tessa: You are an ADULT, Will. It’s your job to keep our children from making stupid decisions like this!

Will: That is true…

Will: … but I was also really curious to see how many donuts James and Lucie can eat in one minute.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer

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3 years ago

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

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4 years ago

Christopher: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday

Thomas: What?

Matthew: He almost got kidnapped

Thomas: Oh, okay

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Jem: Oh, and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”

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3 years ago

Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all

Gabriel:

Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH

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