Tessa To James: You Don't "take A Run" At A Woman. You "woo" Her. Make Her Feel Special!

Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!

Will: *enters the room*

Will: Hey, hon. Take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!

Tessa: ...

Tessa to James: And then, when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.

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