Matthew: So The Police Showed Up And Everybody Ran, So I Did, Too.

Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.

Matthew: And I started climbing down this fire escape.

Matthew: And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up,

Matthew: so I did and I fell... onto him.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Lucie: I'm going into the kitchen, want anything?

Matthew: Vodka

Lucie: It's 7 in the morning??

Matthew: ...

Matthew: with toast.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

*When Gabriel and Cecily first meet*

Cecily: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Gabriel: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[Later]

Gabriel: You’re the scariest cupcake I’ve ever met.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas, in his head while hanging out with the Merry Thieves:

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?

Raphael: It's Elliott and I.

Lily: What?

Raphael: It’s “Elliott and I” not “Me and Elliott”

Lily: Yeah, actually it’s Elliott and I, because you’re not coming with us anymore.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jules: he’s ok because he lied

Emma: she’s broken because she believed

Kit: Sbren, sbeve

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-

Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

Tessa:

Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Officer: I heard you got pot

Matthew: *holds up flower pot* You mean this?

Officer: Oh, ok. What you growing?

Matthew: Weed

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now

Lucie: Only on one condition

Jesse: What?

Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend

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