i will respectfully be ignoring every “ave atque vale” post today bc will is literally alive idk wtf y’all are talking about
Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far
Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER
Belial: I eat pieces of shit like you for BREAKFAST!
Thomas:
Matthew:
James:
Christopher, disturbed: … you eat pieces of shit?
Henry: If you're open to me getting a pet...
Charlotte: Yeah, of course. Get a dog.
Henry: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be?
Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?
Alastair: I have depression
Cordelia: Oh-
Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times
Cordelia: oH-
Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.
Tessa: You do have a son.
Will: When we first moved in here, he was this sweet kid that lived next door.
Tessa: The weird kid next door...
I knowwww, Tessa actually loves him!
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
Alastair: Date me
Thomas: What?
Alastair: I said… mate with me
Thomas: Excuse me?
Alastair: I said-
Thomas: You hate me
Alastair: Yes, that
Will: I really just keep getting prettier, it’s kind of alarming.
Will: In a couple of years, it’ll be impossible to look directly at me, I will be so pretty
James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*
Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?
James:
Cordelia:
James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.
Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins
Magnus: Vitamins are real
Simon: Well, now I'm thinking they might be...
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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