Jem: Your Stupidity Simply Goes Too Far

Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far

Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER

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4 years ago

Gideon at 2 am: Sophie, wake up so we can discuss our love for each other

Sophie: By the angel, I love you so much!

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Tessa at 2 am: Will, if you want to discuss how to exterminate all ducks on earth for good I’m leaving you.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: You don’t understand, it’s my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die here if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Mortmain from hurting anyone else.

Jem: If you live I’ll let you kiss me on the mouth.

Will: … on the mouth?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

Dru: *Stares blankly*

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single

Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jules: he’s ok because he lied

Emma: she’s broken because she believed

Kit: Sbren, sbeve

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.

Tessa: You do have a son.

Will: When we first moved in here, he was this sweet kid that lived next door.

Tessa: The weird kid next door...

I knowwww, Tessa actually loves him!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!

Jem: That’s… that’s not good…

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…

Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.

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James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?

Matthew: Holy shit, bro

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.

Lucie: *sneezes*

Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Sophie: I keep a portrait of Gid in my purse.

Gideon: Really? I have a portrait of you in my wallet!

Tessa: Aww, that’s cute. Will keeps a portrait of Jem.

Will: He’s just so damn beautiful.

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