Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all
Gabriel:
Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH
The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]
James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left
Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?
Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.
Thomas, in his head while hanging out with the Merry Thieves:
James: A-C-D-F-B-G-
Lucie: What are you saying?
James: I’m singing the alphabet
Lucie: That’s not the alphabet-
Matthew from upstairs: YASSS GIRL REMIX
Alastair: Date me
Thomas: What?
Alastair: I said… mate with me
Thomas: Excuse me?
Alastair: I said-
Thomas: You hate me
Alastair: Yes, that
Gabriel: If you had to go on a date with anyone of us, who’d you choose?
Jem: No way
Tessa, blushing: I’m not answering that…
Will: Jem
Everyone: …
Will: oH- nO waY, i’M NoT anSweRinG tHat!
Matthew: I don't know where James is, but I can sense that he's ok. It's like we share the same brain.
Lucie: Who has it now?
Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
Kit: Cancelling plans is okay. Staying home to watch a film is okay. Moving to another country to avoid the love of your life is okay.
Kit: It’s called self-care
Will: [tapping on the table]
Gabriel: [tapping back furiously]
Cecily: What’s going on?
Tessa: They learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.
Will: .-.. .. --. .... - .-- --- .-. –
Gabriel: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Kidnapper: Did you order a pizza?
Simon: … maybe
Kidnapper: So, you found a phone and instead of calling someone for help, you ordered a pizza?
Simon: Are you mad that I used your card?
Kidnapper: You wHaT?
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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