Jem: It Took Me 28 Minutes And A Lot Of Tears, But I Can Now Almost Use A Computer

Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

[TLH Group Chat]

Lucie: Hey guys, if you post your password in the groupchat it’ll block out!

Lucie: *******

Lucie: See?

Cordelia: That’s so cool!

Cordelia: *****

Matthew: heronchild4ever69

Matthew:

[Matthew has left the chat]

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-

Jem Carstairs with a Guitar

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

Matthew: Well, not FIRE because it’s dangerous, but like a super humid room

Matthew: Not too humid because… you know, my hair

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?

Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.

Will: It’s true!

Will: *grabbing Jem*

Jem: Wait-

Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*

Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.

Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Matthew: Of course! As they say in France,

'mi casa es tu casa'.

Thomas: That's Spanish.

Matthew: People can speak Spanish in France too!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: I love you, Lucie. Even if you are Dad's favorite.

Lucie: Me? WHaT? No!

James: It's true. Look, if we were sitting in a sinking boat, you know who he's saving.

Lucie: Cordelia

James: ... yes

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up

Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-

Tessa: Open the damn door

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!

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