Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,
Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.
If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.
It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.
BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??
If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!
Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.
*Emma walks in*
Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?
Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!
Will: Oh, thank God.
Matthew: Alastair, what do you do?
Alastair: I just travel a bit... I'm a tourist, I suppose.
Matthew: So, you're unemployed?
Alastair: No...
Matthew: Have you got a job?
Alastair: Wha- no, not really, no...
Matthew: So, you ARE unemployed.
Matthew: But yet you still have enough money to dye your hair.
Alec:
Jace: What are you talking about?-
Jace, a second later:
Matthew: Welcome to the “I Hate Matthew Fairchild”-Club
Matthew: and I, of course, am the president.
Alastair: It's Thomas' turn to be out in the world, interact with other grown-ups. While I get to stay home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer...
Alastair: ... fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the Candy Cane River.
Belial: Hey! Wake up!
Matthew, sleepily: Huh?
Belial: I just murdered your whole entire family!
Matthew: But I live alone-
Belial: Huh- then who are those people in your house?
Matthew: There are people in mY HOUSE??
Belial: Well, not anymore, dumb bitch, you could’ve died, you’re welcome
Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.
Dru: *Stares blankly*
😂❤
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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