Alastair: You’re perfect in every way
Thomas: what
Alastair: I said you’Re tErRIBLE AND PROBABLY GAY, Thomas!
Alastair, under his breath: please be at least a little gay…
Imagine not praying to James Carstairs every night... couldn't be me 🙏🏼
Kit: Cancelling plans is okay. Staying home to watch a film is okay. Moving to another country to avoid the love of your life is okay.
Kit: It’s called self-care
Tessa: You are an ADULT, Will. It’s your job to keep our children from making stupid decisions like this!
Will: That is true…
Will: … but I was also really curious to see how many donuts James and Lucie can eat in one minute.
Alastair, a guest: Can I ask about the menu, please?
Matthew, a waiter: The men I please are none of your business.
Jem: What’s for dinner?
Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise
Jem: Is it soup?
Will: I soup-pose it could be
Jem: Enough with the soup puns!
Will: You never soup-port my jokes
*five minutes later*
Jem: It's FISH
Alastair: I could cuddle with you 23/7.
Thomas: Why not 24/7?
Alastair: Mental crisis hour.
Kit: Please, don't do this to me!
Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*
Kit, crying: Please, stop-
Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief
Belial: I eat pieces of shit like you for BREAKFAST!
Thomas:
Matthew:
James:
Christopher, disturbed: … you eat pieces of shit?
Kit, holding a baby carrot like a cigarette: I’m just… over it, you know?
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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