Alastair: I could cuddle with you 23/7.
Thomas: Why not 24/7?
Alastair: Mental crisis hour.
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Any main TSC couple:
Magnus:
Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid
Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee
Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Ty: Actually it’s-
Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression
Hands down my favorite thing about TDA and specifically QoAaD is how Clare said "y'all don't like my first MC? Here's what would have happened if she hadn't been around" and it's the actual apocalypse
Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.
*Emma walks in*
Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?
Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!
Will: *enters the room*
Will: Hey, hon. Take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!
Tessa: ...
Tessa to James: And then, when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.
Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life
Julian: Sure thing
Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.
Mugger: No, I mean-
Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital
James: I love you, Lucie. Even if you are Dad's favorite.
Lucie: Me? WHaT? No!
James: It's true. Look, if we were sitting in a sinking boat, you know who he's saving.
Lucie: Cordelia
James: ... yes
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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