Mugger: points Gun Your Money Or Your Life

Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life

Julian: Sure thing

Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.

Mugger: No, I mean-

Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital

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Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

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James: Where is Matthew?

Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...

James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.

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Thomas: Kit, what did I say?

Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?

Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.

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3 years ago

George Lovelace was worthy and the Mortal Cup can go fuck itself

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4 years ago

Kidnapper: I have one of your group members

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Thomas: You have the wrong number

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4 years ago

TSC books: A summary

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4 years ago

Tessa: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Will: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my entire existence.

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3 years ago

Thomas, in his head while hanging out with the Merry Thieves:

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3 years ago

I’m fine. This is all fine.

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James: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!

Christopher: I kind of am

James: Christopher, shut up!

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