Tessa: Hey, Do You Have A Bag I Can Borrow?

Tessa: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Will: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my entire existence.

Tessa: … literally all you had to do was say no.

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Gideon at 2 am: Sophie, wake up so we can discuss our love for each other

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Henry: So, I heard you like bad boys?

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