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Jace: I didn't wanna do this, but I do know one way we could get the money.
Magnus: You'd make a decent prostitute.
Jace: I'd make an AMAZING prostitute.
MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS
- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.
- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)
- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.
- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.
- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.
- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.
- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.
- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.
- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.
- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.
- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.
- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate
- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.
- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.
- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.
- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.
- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.
- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.
- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world
-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned
- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught
- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass
- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.
- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.
- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.
- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.
- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.
New York Shadowhunters playing Truth or dare
Izzy: I dare you to kiss the next person to walk in the room.
Jace: Not a chance, that's childish and immature.
Simon: *walks in* hey do any of you want .....
Jace:*standing up* well a dares a dare, I've got no choice.
Snarky, Blonde, 'Elite', Shadowhunters : Exsit
Nodody:
Not a Single Soul:
Simon:
Simon: Rivals/Friends/ intense Sexual Tension
One of my favorite parts of COB-COG, and in the beginning og CoFA, is that according to Jace, him and Simon are really good friends, he genuinely believes that him and Simon bicker like siblings ( and they do in the later books) but at the same time Simon thinks Jace genuinely hates him, and wants him gone. Like no he love you....it so sad yet so innocent and I love it, cause they both deserve good things and it right there, but Simon doesn't think he's loved and it shows.
Isabelle Lightwood is the only TMI character that hasn't had a last name identity crisis
TMI Gang on a mission after edom
Alec: * makes a plan*
Simon: That's a shitty plan
Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!
Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up
Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse
Jace and Izzy: That's fair
The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:
Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults
The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:
The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.
The TMI Gang in TDA:
Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!
all the shadowhunters suck. like genuinely. jace killed 10s of 100s of downworlders and none of the downworlders could say anything without someone thinking they wanted revenge but he turns around after *6* shadowhunters were killed and decides TO COLLECT DOWNWORLDER DNA AND PUT TRACKERS IN THEM. this is addressed and made right so im not that upset. i dont know i just hate the weird race parallels Shadowhunters^TM puts in even though it has a strong “white savior” vibe that is never addressed so the parallels are all in vain. idrk how to explain it but hopefully some of yall will understand.
also luke never should have been the alpha of a wolfpack and the werewolf lives that were lost under his leadership couldve been avoided. he cared about clary and the shadowhunters to the detriment of all the other wolfs. they deserved better
#jace, izzy, clairy, and alec. they are all compliant with the regime
This scene has always confused me a little. I know that Jace really did miss Simon because he was the first real friend he ever made, but is that what he was going to say? Does he wish Simon remembered how they overcame their hatred of each other and grew into friends who truly cared for each other? Or does he feel guilty when Simon treats him like a friend and wish simon remembered how much he should hate him? I can never figure out whether Jace is guilty or hopeful in this scene. Does Jace feel that he doesn’t deserve to be treated with the trust and affection Simon shows him at the academy, or does he wish Simon remembered their shared experiences and what it took them to become real friends?
My favourite detail is that the backgrounds in these drawings reflect the characters and how they relate to each other. Clary is the sky and Simon is the moon and stars, but Jace is the sun. Simon is dark, the night’s child, and Jace is light, a child of the angels. Clary dreamed of Jace with bright golden wings, and Simon with dark black wings. Jace is brought back by an angel, Simon is taken away by a demon.
"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?
I have the urge to mix my two favourite fandoms so here are some shadowhunters as stranger things characters
Clary:
-She is constantly confused
-Love triangle
Jace:
-Was a huge dick in the beginning
-Hot asf
Simon:
Ok in circumstance and character:
-Constantly being chased by literally everyone and everything
-Doesn't know wtf is happening but just goes with it anyway
-Gigantic nerd
-Band.
But also in personality:
Valentine:
-Do I really have to explain this one?
Jonathan:
-.
But also very much
Alec:
Yeah
Literally the entire Clave:
Alec: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Izzy: Your what?
Alec: My friends.
Simon: Is he saying "friends"?
Clary: I think he's being sarcastic.
Jace: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Alec, all of your friends are in this room.
Alec: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.
Clary: That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.
Jace: Alec, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.