Alec: Like I Said, We Need More Help. Maybe I Should Call My Friends.

I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys:

Bat kids age order:

Babs (she’s an honorary kid)

Dick

Cass

Jason

Steph (she’s an honorary kid too)

Tim

Duke

Damian

I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…

I full believe that Bernard pulls a Stephanie and is just in the Manor at all times and the bats have to, like, work around him because he doesn’t know they’re bats.

Like they’ll be having family dinner or a movie night and theres a breakout in Arkham so they have to go and its like “what do we do about Bernard?”

“Knock him out!”

“Kick him out?”

“Silence him—”

“DAMIAN!”

I feel like people forget the fact that Johnny Cade was cannonicaly a bit of a sassy bastard.

Jason Todd will forever have a baby face in my opinion.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what

Why do pretty much all Jason Todd artists ship jason x batfamily members???? 😭😭😭

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.