Jace: Lol Mundanes Are So Clueless Look At Simon What An Idiot

Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot

Also Jace: tf is a mango?

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George Lovelace was worthy and the Mortal Cup can go fuck itself

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Airport security: No liquids allowed

Matthew: oh, ok

Matthew: *starts gulping it down*

James: Uhh, Matthew, you don’t have to drink-

Matthew: *dedicated to finishing bottle*

Airport security: You know, usually people just leave the shampoo behind but what do I know…

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]

James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left

Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?

Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I think I found a way to make money

Gabriel: You'd make a decent stripper

Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I didn’t do it

Jem: Then why are you laughing?

Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!

Will: Oh, thank God.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Belial: Hey! Wake up!

Matthew, sleepily: Huh?

Belial: I just murdered your whole entire family!

Matthew: But I live alone-

Belial: Huh- then who are those people in your house?

Matthew: There are people in mY HOUSE??

Belial: Well, not anymore, dumb bitch, you could’ve died, you’re welcome

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Imagine not praying to James Carstairs every night... couldn't be me 🙏🏼

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