Julian: In An Emergency, A Crayon Will Burn For 30 Minutes.

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?

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Modern Lucie x Jesse

[texting]

Jesse: Hi, who is this? Grace was bored and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

Lucie: What’s mine?

Jesse: Dwarf

Lucie: SHE’S SO MEAN I’M NOT THAT SHORT!

Jesse: Oh, hi Lucie

Lucie: FUCK

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Thomas: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Matthew: Okay, but in my defense, James bet me 3 pounds that I couldn’t drink all the shampoo

Thomas: That’s not what I wanted to-

Thomas: You drank SHAMPOO?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Well, I did warn you

Will: Yes

Jem: But did you listen?

Will: No

Jem: Do you ever listen?

Will: No

Jem: Are you listening now?

Will: … no

Jem: Are you staring at my arse right now?

Will: N- yes

Jem: …

Will: In my defense it’s a nice arse.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: MOVE!

Charles: You have room!

Matthew: No, move out. You're like forty!

Charles: ...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: You’re right

Will: That’s… that’s an unusual phrase for you, my beloved parabatai. Did you just learn it?

Jem: You didn’t let me finish

Will: I had a hunch

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…

Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.

[Meanwhile]

James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?

Matthew: Holy shit, bro

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?

Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?

Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless

Kit: I got you

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