Elias: Alastair, I Can Give You Things That Last Forever!

Elias: Alastair, I can give you things that last forever!

Alastair: You mean actual parental love?

Elias: I meant trauma

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

If you ever feel happy, just remember that your favorite character probably hates you and will call you a whiny little bitch for crying over them ;)

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?

Alastair: I die

Thomas: ... you can just say hello

Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: Jamie, what's that note?

Christopher: Bet it's from a girl in the lunchroom who wants a taste of corn dog.

Thomas: Was that a sex joke?

Christopher: It's...

Christopher: ...

Christopher: I don't know, shut up.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Police Officer: Turn around

Matthew: 🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round 🎵

Police Officer: TURN AROUND

Matthew: 🎵 Every now an-

Matthew: *gets tased*

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single

Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don't always make great decisions under pressure.

*a few weeks ago*

Tessa: What the fucking hell is this?!

Will: An Alpaca! I got the last one!

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Gabriel: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.

Gabriel: It turns out I'm one of them.

Gabriel: It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?

Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.

Will: It’s true!

Will: *grabbing Jem*

Jem: Wait-

Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*

Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.

Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet

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