Thomas: What Are You Doning When You Meet Someone New?

Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?

Alastair: I die

Thomas: ... you can just say hello

Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die

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Alastair, a guest: Can I ask about the menu, please?

Matthew, a waiter: The men I please are none of your business.

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4 years ago

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

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4 years ago

Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far

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5 years ago

Gabriel: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.

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Gabriel: It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

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4 years ago

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

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Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

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Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

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3 years ago

I’m fine. This is all fine.

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4 years ago

First day at the Shadowhunter Academy

Matthew: Hey. I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Matthew.

James: Hi. I’m disgusted.

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4 years ago

Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.

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Will: They’ll know.

Jem: I highly doubt that.

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Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.

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Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?

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Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.

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