Will: How About Have A Seat? Maybe You'd Like A Glass Of Water?
Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?
Matthew: Anything with a little more kick?
Will: Seriously, Matthew, you're in my office.
Matthew: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking-
Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.
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James: Why not 24/7?
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Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*
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Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.
Kit: What’s up?
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Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.
Jem: …
Kit: …
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Alastair: You mean actual parental love?
Elias: I meant trauma
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Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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