Jem, Staring At His Phone: Kit, I Have A Question.

Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.

Kit: What’s up?

Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.

Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.

Jem: …

Kit: …

Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily

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