Magnus: You’re late
Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come
Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life
Julian: Sure thing
Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.
Mugger: No, I mean-
Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up
Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-
Tessa: Open the damn door
Kit: Not to brag
Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks
Kit: and the box said 2-4 years
Ty:
Gabriel: Has anyone seen my wife?
Stranger: What does she look like?
Gabriel: Well, she has black ha-
Cecily, from a tree: BEAUTIFUL
James: Did you miss me?
Matthew: I always miss you. 24/6.
James: Why not 24/7?
Matthew: I worship Oscar Wilde on Sundays.
Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...
Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.
Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash
Charlotte: Let’s spice things up
Henry: But I’m allergic to chilli
Charlotte: I meant in the bedroom
Henry: It doesn’t matter in what room we eat, Lottie, I’m still allergic to chilli
*after a few dates with Cecily*
Gabriel: Gid, what do you think of Cecily?
Gideon: I think you should marry her, brother!
*later that day*
Gabriel: Well, I don’t know if I’ll regret this sooner or later, but I followed your advice and now I’m engaged to Will.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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