Charlotte: Let’s Spice Things Up

Charlotte: Let’s spice things up

Henry: But I’m allergic to chilli

Charlotte: I meant in the bedroom

Henry: It doesn’t matter in what room we eat, Lottie, I’m still allergic to chilli

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