Will: You need a hobby
James: I do have a hobby!
Will: Well, being angsty and sad isn’t a hobby!
Matthew from distance: It isn’t?!
James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.
James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?
Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.
Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life
Julian: Sure thing
Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.
Mugger: No, I mean-
Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital
Alastair: I could cuddle with you 23/7.
Thomas: Why not 24/7?
Alastair: Mental crisis hour.
- Matthew Fairchild, probably
Will: I found James. He was sleeping while training again.
James: I wasn’t sleeping, someone drugged me!
Will, turning around to Tessa: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.
Lucie: There was a guy I liked...
Matthew: I'm the guy.
Lucie: You're not the guy.
Matthew: You call me "sweety" all the time.
Lucie: I call everyone sweety.
Matthew: ...
Lucie: ...
Matthew: You tramp!
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all
Gabriel:
Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH
Group: *arguing*
Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?
[silence]
Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.
Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?
Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn
*after a few dates with Cecily*
Gabriel: Gid, what do you think of Cecily?
Gideon: I think you should marry her, brother!
*later that day*
Gabriel: Well, I don’t know if I’ll regret this sooner or later, but I followed your advice and now I’m engaged to Will.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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