Group: arguing

Group: *arguing*

Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?

[silence]

Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.

Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?

Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn

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First day at the Shadowhunter Academy

Matthew: Hey. I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Matthew.

James: Hi. I’m disgusted.

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4 years ago

Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is

James: No way! :O

Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!

Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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3 years ago

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

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4 years ago

Tessa: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Will: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my entire existence.

Tessa: … literally all you had to do was say no.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

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3 years ago

12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!

*meanwhile*

Jace: There’s no water in this bottle

Alec: You have to open it first, Jace

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4 years ago

Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?

Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?

Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless

Kit: I got you

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4 years ago

Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.

Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.

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4 years ago

Will: I found James. He was sleeping while training again.

James: I wasn’t sleeping, someone drugged me!

Will, turning around to Tessa: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.

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