Christopher: I Can’t Believe That Britain Is 1903 Years Old!

Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is

James: No way! :O

Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!

Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life

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Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.

Kit: What’s up?

Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.

Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.

Jem: …

Kit: …

Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?

Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: You’re right

Will: That’s… that’s an unusual phrase for you, my beloved parabatai. Did you just learn it?

Jem: You didn’t let me finish

Will: I had a hunch

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Alastair: You’re perfect in every way

Thomas: what

Alastair: I said you’Re tErRIBLE AND PROBABLY GAY, Thomas!

Alastair, under his breath: please be at least a little gay…

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]

James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left

Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?

Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

wait what simon has 2 siblings-

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

The way that Emma nearly drowned and it turned Julian into a human GPS

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

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