Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
This is still one of the best scenes from TLBOTW.
Malec literally being parents here. Alec is so proud and is about to cry over Jace's plans, and Magnus is just basically "You did good. It's just usually you're a reckless dummy."
Charlotte: So, what do you think?
Will: I wasn’t even listening but I heavily disagree with Gabriel.
Charlotte: Gabriel isn’t even here
Will and Gabriel: *running up to each other* *doing a really long complicated handshake*
Will, deadpan: I’ve never met someone weaker or uglier than you.
Gabriel: You’re so annoying. I hate you so much.
Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
The whole institute: STOP
Charles: alastair is mine
Alastair: lol no
i will respectfully be ignoring every “ave atque vale” post today bc will is literally alive idk wtf y’all are talking about
Will: I think I found a way to make money
Gabriel: You'd make a decent stripper
Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...
Christopher, holding two pairs of shoes: Ok, gun to your head: which pair should I bring?
Matthew: Gun to my head? I'd say pull the trigger.
Will, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car!
Cordelia: I made a marshmallow Alastair, see? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?
Alastair, clearly emotional: It’s okay
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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