James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.
James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?
Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.
Matthew: Alastair, what do you do?
Alastair: I just travel a bit... I'm a tourist, I suppose.
Matthew: So, you're unemployed?
Alastair: No...
Matthew: Have you got a job?
Alastair: Wha- no, not really, no...
Matthew: So, you ARE unemployed.
Matthew: But yet you still have enough money to dye your hair.
Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
This is still one of the best scenes from TLBOTW.
Malec literally being parents here. Alec is so proud and is about to cry over Jace's plans, and Magnus is just basically "You did good. It's just usually you're a reckless dummy."
Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…
Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.
Lucie: I'm going into the kitchen, want anything?
Matthew: Vodka
Lucie: It's 7 in the morning??
Matthew: ...
Matthew: with toast.
James: But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.
Will: I really just keep getting prettier, it’s kind of alarming.
Will: In a couple of years, it’ll be impossible to look directly at me, I will be so pretty
Matthias:
James: Did you miss me?
Matthew: I always miss you. 24/6.
James: Why not 24/7?
Matthew: I worship Oscar Wilde on Sundays.
no but imagine julian finding some of tatiana’s old necromancy stuff and showing them to ty like ‘wow i can’t believe our ancestors would do something like that’ and ty just standing there like ‘yeah couldn’t be me🙄✋’
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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