Alastair: Something Tells Me Matthew Isn't Crazy About Me.

Alastair: Something tells me Matthew isn't crazy about me.

Thomas: Something tells me that too and it was him.

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Isabelle: Love is dumb

Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive

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4 years ago

Elias: Alastair, I can give you things that last forever!

Alastair: You mean actual parental love?

Elias: I meant trauma

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4 years ago

James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.

Lucie: *sneezes*

Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE’S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

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Alastair: Wait...

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Alastair: wAit-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I think I found a way to make money

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!

*meanwhile*

Jace: There’s no water in this bottle

Alec: You have to open it first, Jace

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3 years ago

Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?

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4 years ago

Will: You don’t understand, it’s my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die here if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Mortmain from hurting anyone else.

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Modern Lucie x Jesse

[texting]

Jesse: Hi, who is this? Grace was bored and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

Lucie: What’s mine?

Jesse: Dwarf

Lucie: SHE’S SO MEAN I’M NOT THAT SHORT!

Jesse: Oh, hi Lucie

Lucie: FUCK

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