Will: If Anyone Gives You Any Trouble, Just Tell Them The Fish Don’t Come Knocking Twice.

Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.

Jem: What does that even mean?

Will: They’ll know.

Jem: I highly doubt that.

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