So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!
Kit Herondale, probably
Will: I don't always make great decisions under pressure.
*a few weeks ago*
Tessa: What the fucking hell is this?!
Will: An Alpaca! I got the last one!
Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
The whole institute: STOP
Lucie: What's that smell?
Matthew: Everyone has their own theory.
Matthew: Charles thinks it's mold.
Matthew: I think it's Charles.
Kit: I thought I was meowing back to church for the past few hours
Kit: Turns out it was just Jem and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
Alastair: Date me
Thomas: What?
Alastair: I said… mate with me
Thomas: Excuse me?
Alastair: I said-
Thomas: You hate me
Alastair: Yes, that
Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?
Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”
Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?
- Matthew Fairchild, probably
Alastair: Damn right, I'm pretty
Matthew: I said "petty"
Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single
Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera
Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!
Jem: That’s… that’s not good…
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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