Kit: I Thought I Was Meowing Back To Church For The Past Few Hours

Kit: I thought I was meowing back to church for the past few hours

Kit: Turns out it was just Jem and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Charles: alastair is mine

Alastair: lol no

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Henry: Do you want a cup of tea? Milk is in the fridge.

Henry: Where else to put your milk?

Henry: But there's a windowsill outside.

Henry: I always thought if I invented the windowsill with special compartments - you know, one for milk, one for yoghurt - I could get a lot of money.

Henry: I probably should write that down...

Everyone else:

Henry: Do You Want A Cup Of Tea? Milk Is In The Fridge.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Charles: Yes

*lie detector explodes*

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

The TSC fandom, every Monday, just like clockwork:

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot

Also Jace: tf is a mango?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

[TLH Group Chat]

Lucie: Hey guys, if you post your password in the groupchat it’ll block out!

Lucie: *******

Lucie: See?

Cordelia: That’s so cool!

Cordelia: *****

Matthew: heronchild4ever69

Matthew:

[Matthew has left the chat]

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

If you ever feel happy, just remember that your favorite character probably hates you and will call you a whiny little bitch for crying over them ;)

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit in school (b4 TDA obviously) (bc I think he went to school??)

Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.

Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.

Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.

Kit:

Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me

Jace: Well, you raised me

Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-

Jace: No

*Looks over to Clary*

Valentine: You’re like a son to me-

Clary: I’m out

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