Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Charles: Yes
*lie detector explodes*
James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.
Lucie: *sneezes*
Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
me reading cob for the first time: mmhm idk if i like these mcs
clary: *slaps jace for the 10%*
me: you had my interest… but you now you have my love little girl
Any main TSC couple:
Magnus:
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins
Magnus: Vitamins are real
Simon: Well, now I'm thinking they might be...
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Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.
Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?
Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.
Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?
Alec: I do not.
Isabelle: HEY!
Clary: Take me with you.
Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute
Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.
Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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