Alec: Magnus And I Are Leaving Now. Clary Is In Charge And I Left Notes For Each Of You With Instructions.

Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.

Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?

Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.

Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?

Alec: I do not.

Isabelle: HEY!

Clary: Take me with you.

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