Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.
Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.
Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.
Kit:
Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.
Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now
Lucie: Only on one condition
Jesse: What?
Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend
Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…
Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?
Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here
Matthias:
no but imagine julian finding some of tatiana’s old necromancy stuff and showing them to ty like ‘wow i can’t believe our ancestors would do something like that’ and ty just standing there like ‘yeah couldn’t be me🙄✋’
Will: I don't always make great decisions under pressure.
*a few weeks ago*
Tessa: What the fucking hell is this?!
Will: An Alpaca! I got the last one!
Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical
Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING?!
Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?
Raphael: It's Elliott and I.
Lily: What?
Raphael: It’s “Elliott and I” not “Me and Elliott”
Lily: Yeah, actually it’s Elliott and I, because you’re not coming with us anymore.
Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief
Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?
Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed
Thomas: What was that?
Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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