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Latest Posts by somnambulant-snowball - Page 3
i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭
I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)
I love this one so much omg.
[text sources: yanderemidori and hoeingjara on tumblr]
I don't mean to bother but I wanted to let you know bovinelung (the person you reblogged from) is against mspec lesbians. I'd hope you support them(mspec lesbians), but I don't believe you've said anything about it in the past so I thought I should make sure
ugh, that's really gross of them. thanks for telling me. I took down the reblog, took back my like, and blocked them.
I want to make it clear that I absolutely do support using the word lesbian as a broad term. Sappho of Lesbos herself wrote about her attraction to men as well, so I don't see how it would make any sense to name something after someone if it doesn't even apply the namesake.
I'll be more careful to check who I reblog from now. that post itself seemed so lighthearted, it's kinda creepy to think about how casually hateful people can be while on a queer site in a queer fandom for a queer story.
I'm about to go through all my past reblogs, I guess. feel free to let me know if you notice anything else like that.
you ever get so weird with your gender that you just morph into a different art style?
[text source: @mxbutchtwink on tumblr. vae reblog a lot of stuff about vampires, monsterfucking, and other queer stuff, so I've used the text from a lot of those reblogs for incorrect quotes. but I think this is the first time I'm using vaer own words for one! so I thought I'd give vem a shout out for unintentionally and indirectly helping me out with this blog so many times!]
I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.
they even said wowzer
I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!
[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]
I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!
[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]
tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.
...so, how's summer been for y'all?
[text source: flower-petal-pansexual on tumblr]
I hope some of y'all have someone to send these to cause I sure don't lmao. I actually had a really violent nightmare about my father last night. but even so, it hasn't been the worst day, since I went to ihop and the beautiful waitress called me babygirl, which I can't say I expected!
anyway, what other holidays could I make e-cards like this for?
*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS
honk at them eight times.
When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now
please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first
[text source: nacho-joe-yo]
im gonna say it.
you cannot separate monsterfucking from queerness.
& for the love of fuck i don't need babygays coming at me with "you're equating being gay with being a monster!" go back to tiktok, this is for the adults.
monsterfucking is so queer bc so many of us feel unlovable, so many of us can't relate to real world affections & attractions. (aces & aros in particular)
so yeah, i wanna fuck that monster, bc deep down, i hope someone will love the monster i think i am.
I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!
[text source: opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]
hiya! It's been a few days since I sent it so I wanted to make sure you got my request? I know it's kinda a long post so I don't mean to rush! But I know Tumblr eats my asks alot so I thought I should ask
oops, I meant to respond earlier! yeah I did get it, I'm just doing a specific theme for June! I really loved the request, though, so I'll definitely be using it next month. thanks for reaching out!
*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.
that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.
[text source: submitted by usedteamachinekillsagain to my-gender-is on tumblr]
she's at pride fest!
[text sources: jellypis and snowpea67 on tumblr. I drew the sword myself, despite my editing software's best efforts to prevent me.]
sometimes you just need a diamoric kiss fest.
[text sources: frogstiel and punkrockboifriend on tumblr. these are actually two separate posts that go together pretty well]
🎵 bi people, having fun, global domination over everyone! 🎶
every now and then I'll pull a weird ship out of my ass, just because the specific characters fit the text, but they've never met in canon or at least the relationship they do have has never been explored in a romantic way, and I think it's so fun to think about how that would work out for them, what quadrant, etc, no matter how weird it seems. I chose Tagora and Trizza for this post because they both like money and dislike mercy. a match made in hell!
[text sources: maamlet and himborc on tumblr. I edited the Tagora and MC sprites myself]
flattering
elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?
mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?
elwurd: *bites Lip*
mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
very cursed
[text source: conformitiesrebellion on tumblr]
in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.
Want to know my favorite little known homestuck fact? Not headcanon. Fact. Heavily textually supported fact.
So we know lowbloods, particularly goldbloods, frequently have “psiionic” powers which seem to mostly consist of telekinesis and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. Lowbloods with these powers are frequently forced into service as “Helmsmen” in the Imperial Fleet where they are implied to serve as basically the ship’s engine.
In Hiveswap Act 1, attempting to use Xefros’s powers on I think the autotune mic (but it may have been another electrical object) laughingly dismisses the idea that troll psiionics are electricity or can be used to power things.
In Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 4, Vikare’s story revolves around his obsession with flight and his attempts to invent powered air craft, making it explicitly clear that Alternia never invented aeronautics. They have no flight technology.
Are you beginning to see where I’m going here?
ALTERNIAN SPACE SHIPS AREN’T POWERED.
THEY JUST HAVE TELEKINETIC TROLLS PICK THE SHIPS UP AND THROW THEM.
HELMSMEN ARE LITERALLY PROPELLING THE SHIPS THROUGH SPACE TELEKINETICLY.
I mean, when you think about it, it makes sense! Why bother with rocket fuel and wings when you have a planet full of people who can make shit fly with their minds? But still, it’s hilarious to me that this incredibly technologically advanced civilization doesn’t have engines in their ships and don’t know how they work because when they need to go somewhere they just have THE LOWBLOOD GET OUT AND PUSH.
I have been quoting this for possibly years at this point. now you can too!
also I didn't notice til I made this that Damara has dimples?!?! adorable!! she's my favorite dancestor btw!
[text source: Hannah_Chutzpah on twitter. I edited the last Rose sprite myself.]
PRIDE MONTH BEGINS
with MC teaching anthropology and Dave getting Mike Wazowskied!
(and it's more than just homosexuals in the community but you get the point)
[text source: lake-erie on tumblr]
I'll be posting a fuckton this pride month! y'all better be ready!!!
[text sources: thefig and beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue on tumblr. you have no idea what I went through to get the really long name right. I take giving credit very seriously.]